in response to some anonymous commenter on this blog, yes, in fact, i do pee sitting down. but i have to clarify. i pee sitting down in *clean* places, i.e. my homes and my friend's places. if i'm in a restaurant or some other public place, then i pee standing up. and if there's a urinal, off course i'll use it.
my dad trained me to pee sitting down. i used to pee standing up in all occasions, but at home, i would make a mess of place. my pee would splash all over, which in turn made me dad force me to sit down. i don't mind it. i don't think it's girly, but it's just a cleaner way to go about it. pee can splash a lot!
somewhere during this early morning, my blog got 300,000 hits. i am humbled that so many of you read my blog. of course, well over half of my hits these days are from those doing google image searches of the "perfect ass," but still, 300K is nothing to sneeze at. so thanks! i've enjoyed writing, so i hope you guys have enjoyed reading me.
i took a huge dump this afternoon. and it was THICK, too. i'm lucky i didn't draw blood again. i couldn't tell exactly how long the shit was, because it went right into the hole. but from what i could estimate, it must have been over a foot long. yikes!
i've been happy with my lunches here at Z. before, you had to pay $5 for a meal ticket to some nasty repetitive food, but now, they have this sandwich bar where you pay $2 to make your own sandwich. and since they have chicken salad and tuna salad, i've been happy. i love both very much, and plus, the bread they offer is BIG and pretty fresh. $2 for lunch is cheap!
anyways, today has been boring. i'm been having some anxiety dreams lately. a few nights ago, i dreamt that i ran into a korean gang, and they were taunting me and my friends. i had a gun, and i remember gripping it tightly, wondering if i should point it at the korean gang to get them to shut up.
tell me if this is a legitimate pet peeve. i get annoyed when people misspell words or have bad grammar in their e-mails and blogs. to me, it is a sign of carelessness, and more, it's a sign of ignorance. i asked mallory if this pet peeve was justified, and she said no. according to her, people just write quickly, and they don't bother to fix their mistakes, so it isn't a sign that their english is bad. what do you think? the only time i let myself type without caution is when i am drunk. drunk posts are awesome. :)
i am a slob. i've been wearing my beautiful baby blue puma jacket these days, and i've already noticed some stains on it. i don't recall food or liquid dripping from my lips, but it seems that it's happened. and multiple times. sigh. perhaps i should stop wearing light-colored clothing items. they just get dirty so easily, or rather, they show stains more readily than dark colored clothing.
during the weekly monday morning today, i was picking my nose. i noticed that i was catching a nose hair, so i just reached into my nostril and ripped it out. it was LONG! and yes, it hurt. i am sort of a masochist sometimes when it comes to plucking hairs from my body. yes, it hurts, but it also feels very satisfying.
ok, that's it for me today. sigh. it's only monday. *RAAR*
friday night, i organized a little get-together for 5 of my coworkers and ex-coworkers. we originally met up at the faultline at 6, but it was so crowded there that we moved to giovanni's. which was good, because i hadn't had their pizza in a while. yum!
saturday, i woke up at 1pm to watch UCLA clobber my stanford cardinal. man, we sucked, but i'll cheer for UCLA (as well as all pac-10 school) in the tournament. but for us, it looks like we're headed to the NIT.
i took a little nap, and then, for dinner (i had bowl of cereal for lunch, so i was STARVING), i met up with nelson at pizza chicago, and we split a large "the fridge" pizza. it was a lot of food, and we both felt stuffed afterwards. after that, we went back to nelson's place to watch two episodes of _news radio_, one nelson's favorite tv shows. i thought it was only so-so, but i do like maura tierney. she's got this warmth factor about her. i'd do her. :)
sunday, i woke up at 1pm again, and had a bowl of cereal (apple jacks) for lunch. i watched my mavericks lose to phoenix, which really sucked because we were up 13 in the 3rd quarter and blew the lead. oh well. so now, my mavericks lost to both the spurs and the suns, raising doubts about how they'll perform in the west playoffs.
i met up with mallory at 4 at queen house, and i had the simmer ground pork over rice (zoe tzao fan). it was good, and only $5! it was nice catching up with mallory, although she was sort of zoned out from partying the previous night.
after that, i headed over to alan and ting's place to see rylie, their 8-week-old border terrier puppy. cute, very cute. rylie was very hyper when i first got there, and she was fun to play with. then, jay came over, and rylie just passed out from overexerting herself.
the four of us had dinner at yo-yo sushi in the rivermark. the food was decent (i got the spicy tuna, california, and unagi), but a bit expensive. and i still prefer spicy tuna the way miyake makes it.
and that was it. i went home, watched some of the oscar's postshow coverage, and fell asleep to sportscenter.