March 03, 2006

tumescence

so man. i heard this song on the radio the other day. it's catchy, with this girl singing out letters that spelled out words. but then, i figured out the words she was spelling: "MO MOR MORNING WOOD." WHAT? who sings this song? and is it really about getting a boner when you wake up? what boldness!

speaking of waking up with a hard on, i had a big chub this morning when i got out of bed. i wasn't dreaming about sex or anything, but when i woke up, i was in a highly tumescent state. i usually go straight from bed to the toilet for my morning piss, but i couldn't do it today; i had to do the mundane task of taking my meds before my schlong got flaccid enough for me to push down into the toilet. crazy!

so it's friday, and i'm happy. a group of us current and ex-coworkers are getting together at the faultline for some beer and appetizers. should be fun, although the faultline crowd is sort of depressing. it's mostly comprised of male engineers, with some ugly women scattered about.

it's really hard to work on a friday, but i managed to have some good productivity this afternoon; i added a bug fix in my blog. well, it wasn't *my* bug, but rather an oversight by the architecture folks. i rarely have bugs. i am the coding whiz. *flex* :)

so no real plans this weekend. the only thing i know for sure is that i'll be watching the stanford/UCLA men's basketball game tomorrow. that's it. maybe i'll drop by alan and ting; they'll have gotten rylie, the border terrier puppy. i went online and found some pictures of border terriers, and i have to say, they don't look that cute. they're scruffy. but i bet rylie will be cute. all puppies are. ALL OF THEM.

so i was sad to see david radford to last night on _american idol_. i blame the fact that there's a large contingency of young people watching the show that doesn't appreciate crooners. i mean, i thought he did a good job singing that frank sinatra song, but america just couldn't connect, which resulted in him having the lowest number of votes among the 10 remaining guys. *spits* adieu, david radford!

and YES! brenna got voted off. i hate her with a passion, and she was the girl that pulled in the lowest number of votes. *cackles* and i didn't care much for heather cox, either. but next week, it'll get more intense for me. i like a lot of the remaining folks. and does anything think kinnik sky has the scariest face ever? she looks like the joker with those huge lips!

i just got my bonus letter today from my boss. it's a decent sum of money, i guess. i'm just glad to be getting any extra money. it'll go a good ways in funding my house.

i'm craving shao long bao right now. they're not cheap, though, like $1 each. but one of these days, i'm going to get two orders and eat them all myself. ALL FOR ME! BWAHAHAHH

ok, that's it for me this week. have a great weekend, folks!

Posted by dardi! at 05:14 PM | Comments (2)