hey people. i'm starving. i'm going to either get a footlong sandwich at subway or a whopper with cheese (and onion rings!) at bk after i leave the office.
so i watched _deal or no deal_ last night. it was kind of lame. i know it has to do with the odds and stuff, but the most prominent thing i took away from the game was greed. the dude did pretty well, though; in the end, with like 4 suitcases left, he took the $379,000 that was offered him by the banker. that's good money!
so i'm excited for lunch tomorrow. still on a shao long bao fix, we're going to hit shanghai classic tomorrow. thanks to the random reader who recommended the place! i'll let you know how it is. if it's better than HC dumpling, then i'll be thrilled. i can't wait! (i hope i'm not hyping it up too much.)
my work buddy W showed me the power of google satellite maps. it's pretty fucking amazing! we zoomed in and found our office. the resolution is quite good, good enough to show cars and people! wow!
so do couples shower with each other? taking showers together was one of my first experiences (at my request) once i got intimate with a girl and comfortable enough to be naked around one another. it's really fun, and it's sort of innocent in a way, too. like i said before, i love soaping up boobs! man, i miss it.
shit. it's march tomorrow. so far, this year is flying by, and i need to do my taxes soon. i don't know if i'll be getting a refund this year; i have a lot of earnings from my ESPP and my ING orange savings account. i think this weekend, i'll come into the office and work on it. blech. i hate doing taxes.
oh. my dump today was really long. and it had a tapered tail, making it look like the back section of jabba the hut. same color, too! it didn't feel that long when it was coming out (i let it go in one swift heave), but when i looked back in the toilet, boy howdy!
so it's the top 10 girls tonight in _american idol_. they voted off the hot girl (becky o'donohue) last week, too bad for her. i think katharine mcphee is really cute, though. i'd do her. :) i'll have to tape the two _scrubs_ episodes because of the conflict. man, i *heart* scrubs. it's the only show where i truly look forward to; all other shows feel a bit like chores (alias, OC, AI).
every time i take a leak, i get this pang of fear that i have kidneystones or something. i think this is one of the most painful (yet bloodness) things a guy can go through. just thinking about a small solid passing through my urethra makes my penis want to hide inside my body cavity. i try to drink a lot of fluids to prevent kidneystones, but i don't do such a good job when i'm at home.
a couple of times, i've had a burning sensation when i peed. it sucked. i think it was the combination of semen, soap, and water that caused some nasty chemical reaction inside my schlong. ouchie!
ok, now i've scared myself. i'm gonna go take a leak. wish me luck!