February 22, 2006

shanghai juicy goodness

wow, i am addicted to the shanghai steamed juicy buns at HC dumpling. W, J, and i went there for lunch, and damn, that's good shit. i could have it every day, i think.

so what did you think of last night's _american idol_? i HATE that brenna gethers girl. people with that much ego and attitude should be shot, imho. i can't stand people who are full of themselves. i know confidence is a virtue, but there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and this brenna bitch has crossed it. *pukes*

still, though, it was hard to sit through two hours of singing. in the end, it got boring. i enjoyed paris bennett's performance the most. and that hot girl, becky o'donohue, can't sing. too bad. i would do her. :)

the girls are tall this season! i noticed that a lot of them made host ryan seacrest look downright diminutive. how tall is ryan anyway?

tall girls turn me on. k1 was 5'10", and i loved how our two inch difference meant that her chin rested on my shoulder when we hugged. and besides, tallness is a prerequisite for being hot, in my book.

so... what else to talk about...

i envy my world-travelling friends. i have one friend (alex) who just got back from egypt, and jay is off to chile in march. i would love to travel places, except for two things: one, i don't have a travel buddy, and second, i can't sleep on planes, so the journey itself is a HUGE pain in the ass. planes are uncomfortable enough, and having tourettte's (and not wanting to freak out my neighbors) and not being able to sleep make the flight almost intolerable. maybe next time i fly long-distance, i'll take some drugs to knock me out. what drugs do that?

one of my favorite clips of porn that i have on my computer is this segment where a nephew has sex with his aunt. the video quality is too dark, and the dialogue is way cheesy, but still, it almost never fails to turn me on. call me an incest fan; although i don't like non-consensual sex, so sibling sex is more of my cup of coffee.

i haven't been watching a lot of the olympics. it sort of sucks that nbc's broadcast is tape delayed, because i usually find out the results way in advance on espn.com. the games only come once every four years, so i feel like i should pay more attention to them. oh well. right now, the main event is figure skating; i used to love the sport, but now, i just get too nervous when the competitors do their jumps.

eharmony sucks. one, they're way expensive, and two, the girls they recommend to me are all unattractive. good thing i stopped paying for the service. but over the weekend, i got two matches, and one immediately put the match on hold, and the second one had a picture posted, and she was uber-fugly. too bad. what's a good online dating website?

as far as my cereal dinners go, i'm back on apple jacks after i finished my box of honeycombs. it's cool that i'm lactose-tolerant again. did i tell you about the summer i went without drinking milk, and when i went back to college, i was completely lactose intolerant? i built it back up. very painfully. i can't tell you how many times i had liquid shit, but it was really bad. but eventually, i built it back up.

ok, toodles!

Posted by dardi! at 04:44 PM | Comments (6)