well, today started off sort of weird. my boss called me at 9:45am to tell me to come to the office. he told me that we had to fix the chip by adding my block back into the project, and we needed to get it done by monday.
and i was like all hissy and pissed off. why? because somehow i convinced myself that it was SATURDAY! and i make it a rule NEVER to work on a weekend.
so i drove over to the office, still huffypuffy, and i was like, "why are there so many cars here in the parking lot?" and as i walked through the sea of cubicles and saw that they were all occupied, i thought, "gee whiz. everyone's working on the weekend!"
it wasn't until i talked to a coworker that i realized that it was still the workweek. it was friday, and i had a hard time making my peace with the fact that i had one more day to work.
so yeah, a weird way to start the day. and it turned out to be not so bad; the changes that i had estimated would take a week, i finished in 2 hours. yeah, i know, i'm bad. i purposely overestimate the time it takes to finish stuff because i want to be lazy and just tackle a small bit each day. but still, the difference between a whole week and 2 hours is not negligible, and i hope my bosses don't start giving me little time to do stuff.
so i have no concrete plans for the weekend. i'm supposed to meet up with some random people here and there, but haven't finalized the times and venues. and cindy and her husband are hosting a party on saturday night, and i'm not sure if i'm going to go. looking at the evite, i see that it's mostly couples. hm.
lately, i've been having hot farts. which means that in the process of expelling gas from my ass, i feel this warm sensation building up in my anus. it feels like solid matter is going to come out, but so far, i haven't had any "surprises" just yet. ick. i still remember back at gfn when i took a shit in my pants. i had to drive home right then and there to change pants and throw the soiled clothes into the washer.
yesterday was my brother's birthday. i can't believe it's 20 now. man, how time flies. when i picture him, i still see the cute little boy at ages 8-10. he had a bowl cut and big ears and a wonderful smile. ahhhh, so cute. and now, he's as tall as me, weighs more and is built more, and he can almost dunk a basketball! he is a MAN!
so i have a question: was _friends_ taped in front of a live audience? what about _seinfeld_? i ask because sometimes the actors don't talk until the audience stops laughing. but then again, there are so many different sets, and some of them (like on the ny streets in _seinfeld_) don't seem like they would accomodate a live studio audience. i'm baffled.
i have yet to take a dump today. i'm scared, because with the long weekend, there will be a higher chance that i'll have to take a shit at home. and you know what happens: yup, i clog the toilet. and i'm not about to drive to the office on a weekend just to go #2, you know?
ok, that's it for me today. take care folks, and have a STUPENDOUS weekend!