wow. this morning, i logged in my yahoo! mail account, and there were just under FIFTY new e-mails. and my heart sank. because i knew that most of them would be comment spam. sigh. i was right. stupid motherfuckers, messing with my blog.
today, i got curious about smegma, so i looked it up on wikipedia. my question was: do uncircumcised guys get smegma? i had it back when i didn't clean myself properly, and when i was younger, my foreskin didn't go all the way back. so i would get this white "cheese" between my foreskin and penishead. yeah, pretty gross, but i was also fascinated by it.
wikipedia has everything. they even had a picture of a heavily smegma'ed penis. talk about GROSS. eh. it looks like some sort of skin disease. *pukes*
so to curb my calorie intake and try to lose weight, i've decided to drink diet dr pepper instead of regular coke. that's about 300 less calories a day. of course, being a dr pepper disciple since i was in my teens, i can readily taste the difference. i know diet dr pepper is supposed to taste like the real thing, but i can tell the difference. and it ain't good; i hate that aspartame aftertaste. ick.
i love burping. especially when it tastes good. we went to la bamba for burritos (i got a carnitas quesadilla with extra cheese), and i can taste the meat when i burp. yum.
did you guys watch last night's _american idol_? i know he's not really right for the pop market, but i really liked the old gray-haired guy. (he got gray hair premature, not unlike me.) i loved the style of the music he sang (i don't know the name of it), but it was sort of like the stuff you'd hear in _o brother, where art thou?_. pretty cool shit.
so super bowl sunday is set. barden and dishi, both big seattle fans (they both lived there earlier in their lives) are coming. i'll be rooting for the steelers, so i hope there isn't any bad blood. hehe. anyways, i'm glad that i'll be seeing the game, albeit not on HDTV. and as a bonus, we'll be going to gombei after the game. i *heart* gombei.
my dump this morning was very thick. i could feel my sphincter stretch beyond what it's used to, although i didn't draw blood as i have done with some of my uber-dumps. i looked back at my turd after wiping, and it had all these nodules. it wasn't one big, smooth piece, but rather, very chunky and stuff. wow.
i remember when i went to japan, and we took a trip to some city outside kyoto. i think it was called nara, but i'm not sure. anyways, there would be deer walking the streets. and once in a while, they'd stop and take dumps. it was like their asses were pouring watermelon seeds. sort of fascinating, huh?
man, i don't know why i'm so fixated upon fecal matter.
i had a dream about k4 last night. we were enrolling in french classes or something, and the next thing i knew, she was topless. i remember trying to look at her breasts, but they were all blurry, like the kind of blur that censors on tv put over breasts. it was kind of weird. but anyways, i haven't heard from her in a year. i wonder how she's doing. i still think she's incredibly hot, but i am put off by the fact that she blew me off and never showed any interest in me.
ok, time to wrap up this entry and go do something productive.