January 12, 2006

superfood upchuck

hey people. i had a horrible night's sleep. i kept on getting these filling-up chest pains, and i repeatedly burped up some the odwalla superfood that i had earlier in the night. i don't know what was wrong, except that these pains kept coming every few minutes. i drank the superfood on its expiration date, so maybe it went bad or something. either way, i just couldn't sleep.

last night, i had dinner with dj at sushi tomi in mountain view. he got this habanero fish roe sushi, and man, it was fucking spicy! i had like 5 fish roe (you know small these things are), and already i could feel the slow burn getting worse and worse. i am impressed that dj ate the whole thing. it can't be good for your digestive tract!

ouch, my stomach hurts. brb. i'm gonna go try to take a dump.

(15 minutes later) man, i dropped a big load. it came in small pieces, but there was a ton of stuff. i feel worlds better now. :)

it's interesting how other people can influence the way i do things. for example, every since people were aghast at how i only wipe my ass once, i've been faithfully wiping it twice, and wiping hard. and i used to be a toilet paper crumpler, but after some consultation with people i know, i changed to a t.p. folder. silly, huh?

man, i'm sleepy. coupled with my horrible night, i also ate quite a bit at lunch. and now i want to take a nap.

i like burping. and sneezing. bodily functions, in general, are quite delightful.

i had a dream last night where i was back in college, exploring a new (and quite large) dorm. somewhere during the dream, k1 appeared. and i was happy to see her. it still makes me sad these days to know that we used to be so close, and now we are worlds apart. it's all my fault, really; i didn't handle our breakup that well, and wound up hurting her a lot (to the point where it was traumatic for her).

can you guys get a boner just by thinking about sexual topics? i used to be able to do it quite easily, but these days, that's a rare feat to accomplish. i've managed to do it a few times in the recent past, but it takes a generally horny mood to be able to pull it off.

all right. i've spent too much time on this entry. gotta go.

Posted by dardi! at 02:25 PM | Comments (0)