January 06, 2006

water weight

man, i am overhydrated. so far today, i've had 4 vitasoy's, a can of coke, half a bottle of gatorade, a bowl of miso soup, and a cup and a half of green tea. i feel bloated! my stomach is all huge and stuff. if i had breasts, they'd be a cup size bigger.

i always liked my gf's boobs when they were having their period. the extra water weight made them larger, and you know how i love playing with breasts. shower time!

but a word of caution: don't drink too much liquids. once, freshman year of college, we played water poker. you know, where you ante up and raise by shots of h2o. people wound up shivering, and i managed to puke up most of the water so i didn't have to get up in the middle of the night to go take a leak. later, i learned that overhydration is very dangerous, and it could kill you. so no more water poker, people!

i have no plans for the weekend. however, i am taking jay and margaret to the airport tonight. their red-eye is as 12:30am or something, but i think i'm going to give them a ride around 10 or something. i just can stay up that late, you know? i'm an old man!

i think i'm going to wind up watching a lot of football over the next two days. it's the NFL playoffs now, and the games mean a whole lot more. plus, the teams are a lot better, too, so i think the games will be more fun and action-packed. fyi, i am rooting for peyton manning and the colts like a lot of the nation. i think peyton deserves it. no more patriots! phooey on them!

so the zit on my back scalp is receding. what happens when a zit cures itself on its own? where does all that pus and blood go? does it just get broken down and "digested" by the body? *ponder* i just wish i could have popped it; it would have been grand.

so that damn numa numa chorus is *still* stuck in my head. it's been a whole week now! by the way, you can view the video here. it's so mesmerizing (the guy's performance) and catchy (the tune)!

for lunch today, we went to this place in sunnyvale/santa clara called "sunny cafe" or something. it's basically a cheap japanese restaurant. i had the chicken katsu curry, and man, the chicken breading was really salty. *thirst*

so which football teams are you guys rooting for?

ok, time to go take a leak. i drink a lot more liquids at the office (where drinks are free), but that also means i take more trips to the bathroom. but i don't mind. it's good to be hydrated. :)

Posted by dardi! at 04:32 PM | Comments (2)