so yeah, the holidays are over, and i'm slightly depressed. granted, i didn't do a whole lot over the break, but it was nice not having to go into work. *RAAR*
so jay mentioned that he saw some article about the top downloads of 2005. one of them is this roly poly 19-year old dude lipsynching to the numa numa song. we finally found it on google the other day, and i have to say... it's MESMERIZING! i have the song (or at least the chorus) running on repeat in my head today. it's sort of annoying, but i smile every time i picture that guy going nuts in the video.
so people have been asking: do i have any new year's resolutions? and my answer is: NO. i have never made new year's resolutions, probably because i'm too lazy and undisciplined to carry them out. i mean, i should exercise more, eat better, learn how to cook, stop smoking, find a girl, etc. etc. but nah, i'm probably just going to coast through 2006 the way i've been going about it the last few years. yup, slow, uneventful, and stagnant.
i had an 18-inch dump this morning. when it came out (after some clenching and pushing), it finally came out in this one long stream. man, i was totally backed up. and luckily, this dump didn't come out at home, where it would have surely clogged up my toilet.
so i'm excited for tv tonight... _scrubs_ is back! it's probably my favorite show, and i've missed it. i love the writing and the randomness, and as a bonus, it's a one-hour premiere!
so my cowboys are out of the playoffs. boo fucking hoo. i was glued to the NFL scores on sunday, hoping that either the panthers or the redskins would lose. but no, they won their games, leaving dallas in the dust and at home for the playoffs. sigh. i hope bill parcells stays for another season and help the team make it to the postseason next year.
i've been having fantasies about handjobs (tekoki) lately. i dunno what it is about them, but thinking about them turns me on. maybe it's the fact that someone else is attending to pleasuring you 100%. stroking, caressing, etc. it's good shit. maybe i should buy some tekoki porn.
ma ya hi...
i have this massive zit on my head. it's on my scalp, and i can't seem to get enough leverage to pop it. i bet if i did, though, it would be ultra-satisfying, with all the pus and juices and blood that would explode out.
anyways, yeah. i'm bored. at least this is a short workweek. coolio! ok, bye!
let's see if my memory serves me well...
wednesday night, some of us grabbed pearl milk tea at tap ex in mountain view. i noticed at another table two people who i recognized from stanford, but i didn't make any effort to go over and talk to them.
thursday, i had lunch with ben in milpitas. we went to penang garden, and it was good catching up with him. after that, i took my usual 2-3 hour nap on the futon and chilled by myself for the rest of the day.
friday, i had a late lunch with alan at the prolific oven. i had alreay eaten (jack in the box), so i just got TWO danishes as desert. that was way too much danish for one sitting, although the cheese and apricot parts were very good. the surrounding stuff had this almond taste to it, and i didn't like it that much.
within a few hours, i met up with adam at passage to india. he got two plates of food, but i should only stomach one. which is a shame, because the food was actually pretty good. adam brought $1 dollar off buffet coupons.
saturday, i went to hobee's to have brunch with jeremy, kate, baby audrey, jan, and shaun. jeremy, kate and audrey live in new hampshire, so it was good to see them. i miss jeremy, who was a roommate for two years right after we graduated from college.
for new year's eve festivities, i went over to cheryl's place in sunnyvale. i shared a shot of patron reposado tequila with mike, and that was enough alcohol for me, seeing as how i'm petrified and paranoid of having to stare down an other dui checkpoint. we watched some movies on dvd (kung fu mah-jong and kung fu hustle), and watched the ball drop as streamers and noisemakers flew and clattered. i went to bed around 2am, which is a record for me in the recent years.
sunday, i watched some football and basketball (somewhere in there stanford lost twice to the LA schools and fell to 0-2 in the pac-10), and grabbed some food with jay and margaret at whole foods. i had a vegetarian pizza, sushi, and an odwalla super protein vanilla almondo, which tasted like flavored cardboard.
monday, i putzed around, but i managed to have dinner with alan and ting at korea house. the service was pretty bad, given and that i was a very busy night for the wait staff.
and that was it. and now i'm back at work. *sobs* at least it's a short work week, though.