December 05, 2005

butt pimples

it hurts to sit down. a few nights ago, i was running my fingers on my ass just for kicks, and i discovered 3-4 ASS ZITS on my right cheek. i popped one of them, and the resulting loose scab is making my right ass hurt when it comes into contact with my chair. ouchie!

i had two dreams last night. one was where i was romantically involved with the super-cute alex, and in the other one, i was about to have sex with portia de rossi. yes, i know portia is lesbian. anyways, during the second dream, i woke up to a raging boner. hm. maybe lack of sex is the impetus for these sexual dreams?

man, this morning seroquel is kicking my ass. within an hour of taking it, i have this unbelievably strong drive towards falling asleep. i swear i was comatose during lunch; i didn't speak a single word the whole time, even though i was with 3 coworkers. i feel better now, but still a bit groggy.

i can't believe the football season (regular season) is 75% over. these past 3 months have whizzed by, and i feel like i should watch more games before i regret it. unfortunately, the dallas cowboys's games aren't televised here in the bay area, so i'm not really that interested in watching two other teams go at it. and yeah, boo on the cowboys for losing to the giants yesterday. i was bummed out.

congrats to my friend stef for getting engaged! she IM'ed me the other night to tell me the good news. and then she e-mailed me a picture of her engagement ring. holy shit! talk about bling bling. it had three large stones, and the entire ring was encrusted with small diamonds. dude, i wonder how much that cost. they both work in finance/stock trading (i think), and i'm envious of how much income they will be able to pull down. super DINK (double income no kids)!

what is an indirect way of asking a girl if she has a boyfriend? i recently got in touch with this girl who i've never officially met, but if i recall correctly, she's pretty attractive and cool. back then, she was with somebody, but it's been like 6 years now, and i don't know what her status is.

how long does a bar of soap last for you guys? i use dove bars, and i bust open a box of the stuff once every two weeks. is that about right? dove is pretty soft, and after one shower, a pretty non-negligible amount gets used up.

you know how there are foods which make a man's spunk taste better? what about women? is there a certain diet or food which makes vadge juices taste good? i've never really minded the taste when i go down on a girl, but there were definitely certain girls that tasted better than others.

after an entire week, my downstairs toilet is still clogged. i am getting worried. maybe it's time to bust out the plumbing snake and figure out how to use it. it get annoying that every time i have to take a piss, i have to go upstairs. *shrug*

Posted by dardi! at 03:35 PM | Comments (0)

it's all about the food

so let's see... friday night, i drove up 101 north through hellacious traffic (from mountain view all the way to foster city) to have dinner with mallory. her friend jo and her parents were there, too. we feasted on dumplings galore; i love eating dumplings! i must have had over 20 of them, i was so stuffed.

i left early because all four of them were sick with a cold, and i didn't want to be infected,

saturday was pretty boring during the day. i slept in until noon, and then i tried the new jack in the box sausage breakfast jack. it was good; i like sausage patties a lot... yum, the saltiness of it all.

i took a nap to some random college football game. and then, it was off to my week-belated birthday dinner. i kept the group small this time (i am somehow petrified of mixing friends), and we went to this japanese restaurant in fremont (?) called oedo. the food was decent, but i took a peek at the bill, and it was fairly expensive.

afterwards, we drove to jack and amy's place and played poker. yup, this was my second time playing. i actually won two hands, one with an ace-high straight and one with an adce-high flush. those felt good. but i still suck; i can't read people i can't tell what other people have by their betting patterns, etc.

anyways, i got back at midnight, past _sportscenter_, so it took me a while to fall asleep.

sunday, i met up with mike and rita at spice islands. i hadn't seen rita in years, so it was good catching up with her. i am starting to dig the food at spice islands, especially their noodle dishes. yum. and of course, afterwards, mike and i got our roasted barley pearl milk teas.

i headed over to nelson's place to watch the 49ers/cardinals game, but i wound up falling asleep. this daytime seroquel is kicking my ass. sorry nelson! it's not me, it's the meds!

i left right after the game ended, headed home to watch _nfl prime time_, the best nfl highlight show. then it was off to jack's house (again) for dinner. amy cooked some curry, vegetables (broccoli and shrimp), some preserved veggie omelet things, and daikon soup. it was all very tasty, and it reminded me of having dinner back home, you know, home-cooked chinese food.

and that was it! all in all, an enjoyable weekend, despite getting a slow start on saturday.

Posted by dardi! at 11:50 AM | Comments (3)