man. i ripped my asshole while taking a dump today. it stung really badly when i wiped (twice), and there was bright red blood on the toilet paper. and now, sitting at my desk, i feel it stinging and throbbing. ouch!
how can i tell if i have hemorrhoids?
i had mongolian bbq today for lunch. *yum* usually, one of my coworkers convinces everyone to go, but he had been out of the country for a week and a half, so no mongolian bbq during that time. but he just came back from israel yesterday, and no doubt he had been craving it all this time.
last night, ting was occupied, so alan, being free, called me up and asked if i wanted to have dinner. even though i had already eaten my bowl of cereal (plus half of a rather large apple fritter), i bit on the opportunity to hang out with him and agreed to meet him at boston market at 6:45. it was really cool to just talk to him, one on one. we talked until about 8:00, and i went home very happy.
i miss good conversations. i don't have them very often these days (college was the best time for them, it seems), so i jump at the chance to have one. *bliss*
i wonder if male porn stars abstain from having sex before a film shoot, so they get a large backlog of spunk to blow out. frankly, though, i am not impressed if a guy is able to shoot a very large wad. is it supposed to be a sign of virility or manliness? hm. *ponder*
i think one of the biggest turn-on for me is if the girl is wet. most porn i've seen don't show evidence of "moistness," but the few scenes that i've seen where you can see the girl's juices lather on the guy's schlong, WOW-WEE. i dig that!
so what is this matcha drink that people are raving about? where can i try it?
i am a sucker for trying out new products (mostly food and drink) that i see on television ads. lately, the one i am debating over is taco bell's crunch wrap supreme. it just doesn't look good to me. taco bell, imho, has had a hit-or-miss record in its new products. gorditas, i like. chalupas, i don't like. the spicy chicken burrito, i like. and now this, the crunch wrap supreme. hm.
ok, that's it for today. be happy! tomorrow's friday!