July 14, 2005

gummy goodness

hello folks. i'm munching on my gummy muscat candy. they're good, and what's better is if you eat more than one at the same time to get a bigger gummy experience. i ate five at once a few minutes ago, and i really enjoyed it. it was a mouthful of bouncy flavorful fun!

it've got an unpoppable zit on my face. it's on my left cheek, and i went into the bathroom with the intention of popping it. so i squeezed and squeezed, and it hurt, but no poppage. *RAAR*

the indian food (at sneha) i had with alan last night wasn't going down very well last night. i kept on burping, and i could feel the food makes its way back up my esophagus. i didn't puke or anything, but it was just really uncomfortable.

sigh. so no alan (and ting) for the next two weekends. i have to get up early (read: 8:20 or so) to take them to the airport tomorrow. i hope traffic isn't too bad; i've rarely ever driven on the 101 during rush hour, since i go to work so late that i miss the normal commute times.

i had a gruesome dream this morning where pierce brosnan got stuck in this big contraption. the machine spun him around (sort of like a potter's wheel) and shaved him to death with huge blades. there was blood everywhere. ick. i wonder how that dream came about.

uh oh. i've developed the hiccups.

/five minutes later/

ok, now they're gone. i'm not sure what i did to get rid of the hiccups, but i did try deep breathing and holding my breath.

i've recently discovered that pinching my nipples is a sure-fire way of getting them hard instantly. not that there's any benefit of having narps or anything, but i find that reflex sort of interesting.

i'd love to be a girl for one day just to satisfy my curiosity of how certain things feel on my body. as a guy, i just can't understand how sex or nipple play feel, you know? if i were a girl, i'd play with my breasts and my clitoris constantly. and the biggest curiosity would to see how an orgasm feels. (or better yet, a g-spot orgasm) it's not fair that a girl's orgasm lasts much longer than a guy's. i mean, it still feels good to the guy, but it's like over in a few seconds.

and yes, i've witnessed a g-spot orgasm first hand before. so it's not a myth. :) the first time it happened, though, i thought the girl had pissed all over me. !!

Posted by dardi! at 04:03 PM | Comments (1)