June 29, 2005

repeating myself

please be lenient on me if i write something that i've already written before. i know that it's sort of lame, but i just can't possibly remember everything that i put down on this blog. so be nice, ok? :)

i started the day feeling pretty bummed out about life. nothing has happened so far, and the year is one day away from being half over. man. time really flies, and i feel like i'm not living up to my expectations. i mean, for god's sake, i go to bed at 8pm!

my day sort of perked up when i talked to my trusty wingman w here at work about getting set up with a friend of his. but now, the high's over, and i'm back to feeling a little low.

in my quest to be social during the week, i'm having dinner tonight with the newlywed mr. adam tonight at taqueria los charros. i don't know if i'm up for devouring a monster wet burrito just yet, but we'll see how my appetite is when we get there. it'll get good to see him and do something tonight besides watch seinfeld and friends reruns on tv.

around 5am this morning, i had a sexual dream. i don't remember much, but i do remember the situation that happened in my head that jolted me awake. basically, this girl was about to give me head, she had her hand around my shaft. and what's weird is that my mom was there, admonishing me in a nagging manner. it woke me up, and i was sporting this major boner. man, if only i could have stayed asleep and gotten that blowjob.

oh. and yesterday, i was inspecting my forehead. i felt a bump in the middle, and upon further inspection, it was a blackhead! so you know how excited i am about doing various "surgical" procedures on my face. yup, i squeezed. and then squeezed again. and what came out of my forehead was this sesame seed-shaped thing with a dark tip. amazing! cool! now if only i had more of these; i am so fascinated by the various things we excrete from our bodies.

so yesterday was the nba draft. it wasn't anything special, except that it bumped sportscenter behind an hour. but there were various underclassmen that weren't taken in the draft. man, they are FUCKED. they can't go back to college, so what are they supposed to do? slog it through some sub-standard basketball league for a year and try again? poor people. broken dreams.

ok, that's it for today. this entry came out much more easily than the others. :)

Posted by dardi! at 04:36 PM | Comments (4)