so yesterday, i was pouring my usual bowl of cereal for dinner (i've been eating life lately, but i will switch cereals after i finish the box), and right before i poured the milk, a SPIDER crawled out from under the cereal heap!
ICK.
so i poured the cereal out of my bowl and refilled. but is this any better? i mean, the spider must have gotten into the box, and roamed around, secreting whatever it is that spiders secrete all over everything. but i still ate that bowl. and now i'm worried. what if the spider laid eggs, and they hatch in my body, and i get baby spiders roaming around my stomach and bloodstrem and under my skin? DOUBLE ICK.
i'm scared. i think i'll toss the cereal tonight and buy a new box of something else while i'm at safeway.
anyways, i think the spurs are going to win the NBA championship tonight. and that means that the summer of no interesting television will begin tomorrow. sigh.
speaking of the season, happy 1st day of summer everyone! today is the longest day of the year. it makes me a little depressed, because it's all downhill from here. i've been relishing the fact that days are long and the sun goes down later and later, but now that the mechanism has been reversed, i'm sort of sad. downhill.
i really haven't taken advantage of these late-dusk days. it's not like i'm out frolicking. i haven't frolicked in like forever. especially now that i'm in bed by 8pm every night.
i like the way sneezes feel. i like the buildup of tension and monstrous release. yes, i equate sneezes to a form of nasal orgasm. it's a shame that i don't sneeze that often.
so congratulations for my friends jeremy and kate for the birth of they baby girl! i got a call from him a few minutes ago; i appreciate the fact that he's calling everyone personally.
i am so glad that i'm not going to give birth to anybody (except maybe those spiders, *knock on wood*). it looks PAINFUL. i mean, my ass hurts during big dumps, and none of those logs even begin to compare in girth to a baby head. man!
i'm looking forward to buying new cereal today. what are your favorite kinds of cereal? maybe i should get honeycombs or something, you know, a sweet brand. my last three boxes of cereal have been quaker wheat squares, crispix, and life, all in all, pretty healthy stuff.
ok. i'm off.