June 07, 2005

fingerfuck

hey there folks. man, this week is going by slowly. i guess i was spoiled by having two 4-day workweeks in a row.

last night, i dreamt that i was fingering my friend's vadge. needless to say, i woke up with a huge boner. i didn't do anything about it, though; morning masturbation/sex was just never my thing. i think my body's too groggy to respond to any amorous motion.

i think i'm going to leave early today and get a haircut. yup, it's that time of the month again.

oh, and birds started chirping loudly at 4:56am. shit. they were disturbing my sleep! why do birds chip anyway? is it a mating call? are they talking to each other? hrmph.

so if you go to google and do an image search of "perfect ass" (no quotes), site's image will show up first. yes! i conquered the mountain! *flex*

*yawn* i'm tired. and alarmed. last night, despite the great indoor temperature conducive to sleeping, i just couldn't fall asleep. i kept on ticcing, and that is very disturbing. usually lying down is the only conscious time i have (aside from massages) where i'm not ticcing. but now, it doesn't work anymore. *RAAR*

just to let you know, i've been taking dumps on a semi-regular basis now. and they're pretty big dumps, too, which i don't get because i've been eating less for a few weeks now. hm.

i love apple fritters. the only problem, though, is that sometimes they're so loaded with sugar that i get headaches. pretty bad, huh? but man, deep-fried frosted dough with small chunks of soft apples... *smacks his lips*

you know what's weird? sometimes i take a nap, and when i wake up, my tongue's all dry and scale-y. why is that? it doesn't happen every time, so i can't figure out what i'm doing that dries out my tongue.

shit. i just scraped off piece of my thumb off a rivet in my jeans. *ouch* and now it's bleeding. ick.

i'm a pretty big wimp when it comes to physical pain. ironically, i have tourette's, which causes a lot of pain. no wonder i find it hard to copy with my disorder. *shrug*

ok, i'm done for the day. gonna jet soon and get my haircut.

Posted by dardi! at 04:03 PM | Comments (3)