May 18, 2005

asparagus and urine

*yawn* i love stretching out when i yawn. i feel like a cat.

my pee is stinky today. as you would expect to hear, i had asparagus (among other things) for lunch today. i only had four tips, but it is making my pee smell rank. i sort of like it, though, in a "i like to smell my own farts" sort of way. :)

i tried to vote last night for american idol. i was gonna vote for bo bice (mad props for his second song, the a capella one, very ballsy), but for a whole hour, both of his lines were busy. so at least i know that others were frantically calling in to vote for him, too. i am really starting to like his voice.

i still haven't figured how/when i'm going to see _episode III_. i keep thinking that we'll dodge the crowds and watch it during the workday, but i haven't gotten around to organizing it. hm. i've seen that the reviews are mostly favorable, but the dialogue is still cheesy.

man. a small typo by me wasted a whole day for one of my coworkers. he was debugging this test, and there was this mysterious mismatch between the hardware and the C model. he called me in at 10 this morning, and it took up until now to resolve the issue. my bad. i promised him i'd take him out to lunch at his favorite place, mongolian bbq. :)

so i'm going to the erasure concert on saturday! i am definitely looking forward to it; i've seen them twice, and both were fabulous (what other word would you use?) shows. i just hope that they don't sing too much from their current album, or, rather, the last three albums. if they just sing their classics, i'll be a happy camper.

this body-flexing tic i've developed is really annoying. (well, what tics *aren't* annoying?) tensing every muscle in my body at once is really uncomfortable, as you might be able to imagine. and i look really weird while i'm doing it, too. :(

i think it's time for me to order new porn. i haven't watched anything from my dvd collection in months. the reason is that the tv i have in my bedroom doesn't have RCA jacks for external devices; yeah, it's this dinky 13 inch sanyo tv. and i've been too lazy to hook up my downstairs tv to my dvd player. yes, i am *that* lazy. :)

i've been skipping dinner lately because i'm gaining weight. i know that this isn't healthy, but there are days when i'm somewhere between 165 and 170, and that's too much for me. so i wind up having an ice cream sandwich for dinner or something. yup, my diet is all fucked up.

i've been laying off the gummy peach rings lately. i admit i had a bag of them (each bag has 11 rings) this morning, but i am switching over to almond joy's. i think i need the fiber from the coconut so i can take regular dumps.

ok, i've got to run some more tests. toodles!

Posted by dardi! at 04:22 PM | Comments (2)