something really weird happened to me when i took a leak at the office today. my pee just came out at all sorts of random angles. i couldn't control it! so at my dismay and horror, i peed all over my left shoe, my jeans, and my right hand. it was pretty bad, i have to say. and it's a complete mystery why it came out that way.
feeling a little tired today. i got out of bed 45 minutes earlier than normal so i could go to my teeth cleaning at the dentist, and i *really* wanted to stay in bed this morning. then, i had a mayonnaise-y tuna melt at taxi's plus a huge dreyer's milkshake. so now, i just want to go to bed. i think i'll tape _alias_ tonight, which is what i've been doing for the last two weeks.
and i just got back from my chiropractor. it turns out that i've built up an $80 credit with them, so i won't have to pay for my next 8 (or 4, i forget) visits. lucky me.
unfortunately, i had to tell my dental hygienist that i wasn't flossing, and i also had to tell my chiropractor that i'm not on the crazy diet yet. like i said, i don't like feeling guilty for letting people down. :( but i'm just a lazy ass, that's all.
i hate my tics. lately, they've morphed away from snapping my neck and into straining every single muscle in my body in one great heave. it doesn't hurt per se, but it's *extremely* uncomfortable, and it causes quite a scene. :(
how did david copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear? i'm baffled. completely. i mean, i've seen shows where they reveal how they make a battle tank disappear, but the statue of liberty? *swoons* that's some strong shit!
wow, so many people are starting to blog now. lately, mike started to host several of his female friends to start blogging. some of these people, i would have never expected to want to blog, but hey, never say never, right? i just wonder if they'll keep up. there is a certain novelty to writing, but after a while, i can see how it starts to seem like a chore and get tedious.
but either way, i find it cool that blogging is becoming more mainstream. i've said that i want all my friends to have blogs, so i can keep up with them and see what their thoughts are. sometimes face time can be superficial, but blogs have a capability of going deeper than that.
one such new blogger wrote about how she was going to have her place all to herself. and she mentioned how she could then walk around in just boxers and a tank top with no bra. !! if nobody's around, it's much better to just walk around naked, i said. i mean, nakedness is so liberating! :)
speaking of naked people, i sort of want to see _sin city_ again just for the brief moment where carla gugino's character is topless. she has a set of stunning, *stunning* breasts. especially in black and white, they look so scrumptious that i just want to lay her down on a table and start chewing away. *bliss*
and with that image, i shall leave you. laters!