as far as _american idol_ goes, it's gotta be scott savol who goes. he didn't do a very good job last night, and even simon proclaimed that scott should pack up his suitcase. so hopefully, so long, pudgy-fingered chubby thug!
i've been having some good dreams lately. very involved dreams. not that i can remember any of them, but i do recall waking up in the middle of my sleep and still thinking about the dream like it was real life.
i just came back from a 2nd floor gummy peach ring and vitasoy expedition. we're all out on the 3rd floor, so i had to make a special visit to the land of the 2nd floor cubicles. grabbed myself two vitasoy's and three bags of peach rings. yum, i say.
ick. i just found a pube on my desk here. it's a little short to be mine. !!??
speaking of hairs, i've been finding a few hairs in my food during certain meals outside in restaurants. i've always assumed that they're mine because they are short and black, and who knows, i might be shedding eyebrows or something. but if they're not mine, then that's bad news. yuck.
speaking of pubes, i occasionally see a stray pubic follicle here and there on the urinal when i go pee. and using those as samples from other people, i would have to say that my pubic hair isn't *that* long, because mine are comparable in length to those. *phew* i have yet to see a pube that isn't at least one inch long.
and does anyone have pubes where there shouldn't be any? i've got some stray ones between my bellybutton and my main pubic thatch. they look lonely out there, and i am tempted to pluck them so as not to be a pubic freak. :)
earlier today, i took what must have been the guinness world record for the thickest dump. i mean, it was fucking *thick*. so thick that i could feel my sphincter almost start to tear when i strained to get it out. i swear, my face must have been all red and contorted in gruesome ways as i pushed and pushed. man!
anyways, yeah. fun times.
is it wrong that i prefer vaginas that have been shaved? i mean, that's not so different from expecting women to shave their armpits, right? hm. i think it's because of all the porn i've watched, but i just think shaved vadges are nice-looking and sexy. and they're sort of practical because when giving head, i don't like the girl's pubes to get stuck in my teeth.
ok, off for a smoke and some chip-level testing. *huzzah*