yesterday, in a span of 24 hours, i took 3 dumps. heh, i guess i had it coming, with the 5-days of no dumping and all. it got to the point where my sphincter hurt, and wiping made it worse. but still, i wiped twice each time, and chester should be proud of me. :)
for the second time in a month, my dad's flying all the way from taiwan to dallas and back in 3 days. i don't know what business he is trying to take care of, but this seems like it's PAINFUL, doing two trans-pacific flights within a couple of days of each other. ouch. i hope he is able to handle it well.
anyways, it's friday! i don't have any real plans, except that i want to see _kung fu hustle_. i don't know if i'll like it, because it looks sort of goofy. i guess i'm just not used to kung fu and humor juxtaposed to each other.
i get annoyed at work when people leave their cubes and don't take their cell phones with them. when other people call them, i have to listen to their ringtones over and over again. i have to admit, most ringtones are annoying already, so having to listen to them go on and on is just aggravating.
i've been clockwatching for an hour already, and it's just past 3. ugh. fridays should be optional workdays, imho. it's not like i can get any work done, because i'm laden with a workweek senioritis affliction. they should just let me go home.
i have never had a lucid dream. (a lucid dream is one where you know that you're in a dream.) i've heard that during such an event, you can do whatever you want to. many people have been reported to start flying, but i would choose to have animal sex with a hot girl. :)
ick. i'm burping up this semi-spicy chicken that i had for lunch. it tasted rather good going down, but coming up, it's been tinted with the dr pepper i drank and the gummy peach rings i just ate. the result is a weird mutant flavor that doesn't taste so good.
ok, i've sat here for about 20 minutes, and i have nothing left to say. so have a good weekend, folks! i'll catch you on monday.