uh oh. i just remembered that i might have had a dream about work. that's bad news.
when i first started working back in 1997, i would take my work with me wherever i was. i would thinking about it while driving, showering, eating, everywhere! it was only after a few years of it tormenting me that i was finally able to compartmentalize my job into only the working hours; once i left the office, it was put inside its little box and not disturbed.
but now, it seems like that skill has slowly eroded, and work's invading my dreams. *RAAR*
anyways, i saw my chiro neuro today, and he assigned me this really annoying "homework." i basically have to find a piece of posterboard, color it alternating red and white stripes, and pass it by my eyes, going from left to right, and concentrate on each of the red stripes. this causes a zigzagging pattern in my eyes, which supposed stimulates my brain a certain way. i'm just feel lazy, though, in appropriating the posterboard and magic markers. who wants to do craft work? yeesh.
why are markers called "magic" anyway? *ponder*
i'm sort of excited to go back to dallas for thanksgiving. being away from my family has definitely made me appreciate them more. the lone problem in this trip back home is: when/how am i going to sneak in my cigarette breaks? should i just tell them that smoking helps my tics? or does that sounds like a terrible excuse to inhale cancer sticks?
so far, no plans for this weekend. i'm hoping it doesn't turn out superboring. there's a triple birthday dinner/clubbing event going on in the city saturday night, but i am hesitant to go because i'd have to drive myself up. i HATE looking for parking in north beach, too. *grrr*
so ebert gave _team america_ one measly star. i agree with him. i mean, one of the supposed funniest scenes involved two naked puppet having sex. i mean, yeah, it was sort of amusing to see the puppets do the piledriver position and perform oral sex in the 69, but still, is it *funny*? i think not. and they didn't even simulate the male puppet blowing his wad!
*yawn*
do animals enjoy sex? i mean, do they do it for recreational purposes? i wonder. i think i heard or read somewhere that some gorillas perform oral sex on each other. that seems to be a sign of sex for fun, doesn't it? hmm.
and in _shrek 2_, the donkey and his dragon mate have babies. (or am i dreaming about this?) so how did they have sex? the dragon is like 10 times the size of the donkey! he could probably fit his whole body inside her vagina. so i can't imagine sex feeling that good to the dragon, much less feeling *anything*.
ok. it's time to go. i think i've spent too much time about animals having sex.