September 17, 2004

flexible biting

ho hum. another week over. i'm sort of excited about the weekend, simply because that means i'll be away from work for two whole days. i swear, this job (or any job, for that matter) is sucking my soul away from me. cubicle life blows!

next week might not be so fun, either; alan is gone to north carolina for a business trip starting on monday, and i won't see him for the entire week, including next weekend (wedding in denver). sigh. i miss hanging out with him.

at least i'm leaving the office soon. good riddance to working life!

i just got back from seeing my chiropractic neurologist. he wants me to wear red shades for long stretches of time throughout the day, but i think that would be just weird for me to do at work. apparently, it helps, though; he did all these funky tests on my nervous system comparing the left side of my brain vs. the right side. it's a hokey form of medicine, but i'm giving a shot. i don't have any other options, i guess.

anyways, i don't have anything fun to report. except this one google phrase:

"biting my penis"

who the hell would want to do that? what if you bite off the head, and you bleed ot death? i mean, if you're flexible enough to bite your own schlong, then why not just give yourself a blowjob? wouldn't that be more pleasurable?

can anybody out there do it (autofellatio)? does it feel good? i would imagine that it might be like tickling yourself... meaning, you anticipate how it feels, so you can't get yourself off. but if you can, do you swallow? hehe. i probably would; i actually don't mind the taste of my own spunk. snowball!

but anyways. i should make a few calls and see if people are around. i want to hang out, despite my overriding tics which have been ruling me lately. :( and maybe sunday, i'll just watch football.

has anybody out there seen _garden state_? is it good? i LOVE natalie portman (as i've mentioned before, i'm sure), and i think zach braff is cool, at least from his _scrubs_ performance. word has it that he's one talented mofo.

bite my penis. hrmph. one should love, if not worship, the penis. biting is is a bad bad thing!

Posted by dardi! at 04:27 PM | Comments (0)

feeling bad

something is not quite right with today. i meant to go to work earlier (because of my wasted day yesterday), but i just couldn't get out of bed this morning. it was just too comfortable.

and right now, i feel... lethargic, restless. moreso than i usually feel. i wonder what's wrong with me.

i had a cigarette break with a coworker today. i get the vibe that he doesn't quite like his job, sort of like me. in fact, i don't know of anyone at this place who loves it here, and that is disturbing me a lot. how did i get into this mess??

my best friend in high school wants to meet up, but in my current mood, i'm feeling lazy, too lazy to drive up to the city and look for parking. hm. but the thing is, he only frees up once every few months, so i *should* go up and see him. sigh. what to do?

no plans this weekend. maybe it'll be another boring one. alan and ting are planning to see _hero_ tonight, but i've already seen it, and i'm not inclined to see it again. i'm pushing for _garden state_ (go go natalie portman!), but i know next to nothing about that film to make it a good sell.

i just want to go home.

last night, there was this _OC_ special on fox. i enjoyed every minute of it. i miss this show terribly, and seeing the actors' faces again was like seeing old friends again. and, i might add, i was pleased that even though there were no interviews with her, anna stern snowed up in a few of the montages! *sexy*

i am, however, getting more and more attracted to rachel bilson (or her character). i think it's her eyes... they're so dark and big. i love her eyes. it's too bad, though, that the show starts so late (november 4th)... and i am curious how they're going to bring all the characters back together again. (like, how's ryan going to leave teresa and his unborn baby?)

ah, tv can be such good stuff sometimes.

my left earwax clump is bothering me. whenever i go horizontal, i can feel/hear it crunching and rustling around. i try to attack it with my pinkies, but i think it only compacts it even further in my ear canal. *RAAR*

work is a drag. oh to be financially independent!

Posted by dardi! at 01:23 PM | Comments (3)