so i've decided that my beige adidas nortons will be my main shoes for the italy/spain trip. i figure that they're stylish enough to wear daily, and rugged enough to go on small hikes that we're going to take. and besides, these shoes have been to london and paris, so why not make them my international shoes?
the only problem is... i have to find them. i think they're in a garbage bag in the garage somewhere, and i need to get home today and find them before alan occupies the space with his car.
yep.
wow, today's been really boring. i guess it's good in that i don't have any pressing urgent issues to deal with at work, but it really sucks because time passes by really really SLOWLY when i'm practically clockwatching the entire day away.
google phrase of the day:
ice cubes in ass
hm. not sure how this would feel, but i would imagine that since the sphincter is very sensitive with all those nerve endings, this would sting a bit before the asshole gets all numb and frostbitten and stuff. anybody have any experience in this?
the other question is how uncomfortable it would be to insert a CUBE into a small hole like that. do you have to lube up the ice cube? wouldn't it get really slippery? *ponder*
aside from one index finger, i have not stuck anything up my ass. the finger itself didn't feel too good, by the way, so i'm not quite enthused about any other insertion device. but, i must say, taking dumps can feel quite good sometimes, but that's in the opposite direction!
i can't even being to imagine fisting. !!
and on that note, i shall leave you, darling pups. good day!
not much going on today. except that my tics are super-bad. i mean SUPER-BAD.
the good news is that i only have a three-day workweek. woot!
the bad news, though, is that as the impending europe trip looms high, my tourette's is not getting any better, and in fact, it's getting worse, despite my 3mg of haldol. how i'll survive the heat and the plane rides is beyond me.
but anyways, it's too late to back out now, unless i forfeit all the money i've pre-paid for this vacation. so i'll just bite the bullet and hope for the best, i guess. i do hope that the hotels i'll be staying at will be nice enough to offer some massages; i'll definitely need some while i'm out there.
i have been farting up a storm today. i just let out a submachine gun rat-tat-tat-tat in my cube just now. oh, the embarrassment! at least no one can smell it over the burnt popcorn odors that just invaded the office space.
i hava feeling that i'll get homesick during the vacation within a week or so. i've got a tendency to miss home a lot while i'm away; even when i was having fun in paris and in japan in years past, i longed for home within days.
when i was in japan and got homesick, i would go to mcdonald's and order a fish filet. the thing is, very few japanese order those sandwiches, so when i would ask for one, they'd have to make it fresh. *bliss* nothing like a steaming hot mcdonald's sandwich to remind me of home!
anyways, i'm getting comment spammed as we speak. every minute or so, my yahoo messenger tells me i've got a comment from some bob from an online poker site. it's fucking annoying. and each message comes from a different IP address! *pukes*
yep. i'm almost up to 1000 comments now, +70% of which is comment spam. ick.
anyway, i've got some work to do now. i might be back later when i'm more inspired to write.
so i'll make this brief. and as usual, my weekends are marked by the food that i ate. :)
friday night, we had arby's (i got, among other things, the beef 'n cheddar). then we went to see _the manchurian candidate_, which, despite the good reviews, wasn't all that great, in my opinion. i was spooked out, though, by the hallucinations that denzel washintgon's character had. hallucinations are scary shit, man!
saturday, we stopped by quizno's for a late lunch, and then, i went to mike's place for a big meatfest. mike was kind enough to cook fish for me (because i am still trying to abstain from beef), and i obliged and ate four pieces of catfish along with my one peppercorn-laced pork rib. afterwards, i watched the guys play dominoes and sipped on a johnnie walker black label.
sunday, we had pho (or rather, rice plates at the pho place), and i went home and took a nice long nap on the futon. then, it was off to dean and gina's house in saratoga (NICE house!!) for some turky burritos and five spice chicken (courtesy of jay).
all in all, a relaxing weekend, but man, haldol is fucking me up. i'm getting about 6 hours of sleep a night, despite the fact that i'm actually in bed for nearly 12 hours. sigh. i'm gonna try to play around with my haldol dosage times to see if i can get better sleep. this lack of shuteye is making me grouchy and stressed!