June 11, 2004

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friday! friday at last!

man, it's been a long week at work, especially after following a 4-day workweek. i got my shit done for this week; next up is the egress side of the changes, which will be much more complicated. but i'll sweep that under the rug in my mind and keep the worrying on hold until next monday. :)

i am officially scared for the lakers. the pistons were like rabid wolverines on defense last night, keeping the lakers to a franchise-low 68 points. man alive!

i had a pint of beer at lunch today. we went to the tied house in mountain view, and i got some cascade amber. it gave me a buzz, which was kind of cool, but kind of annoying because i had to do some coding after lunch. i got these really greasy smoked salmon fish & chips, which i don't recommend unless you want a lot of grease in your meal. a LOT.

i got this google phrase the other day:

"chlorine smell in vagina"

hm. unless i'm mistaken, vadges don't smell like chlorine. it's the spunk. so maybe the guy came inside the girl and then took a whiff? *ponder*

i heard on the radio the other day that the comeshots in most porn videos aren't real, i.e. it isn't real spunk. in reality, they allegedly use a mixture of cornstarch and other stuff to create virtual spooge. and that's why guys in porn seem to have much larger loads than us normal men. hmm.

plans for the weekend? well, there's masa's, there's jay's birthday dinner tonight, and there's hopefully a viewing of the latest _harry potter_ which i am interested in seeing. aside from that, i still need to rest up.

sigh. i hate the fact that i can't have interesting weekends anymore. instead, i keep using the phrase "rest up" or "chill out." fuck, i've been resting for THREE months now! when will my tics start waning? *SIGH*

poor asian pear. i've had one on my desk for the last three weeks. my coworker asked if i was trying to fossilize it. i guess i'm just too lazy to eat it, so i finally threw it away. poor asian pear.

Posted by dardi! at 02:30 PM | Comments (4)