found twice today:
"picture of a dog having sex"
don't ask me why, but i assume the person was looking for a dog having sex with a HUMAN. strange assumption, no?
anyways, a few months ago, i found a clip of a woman letting her big german shepherd-esqe dog hump her. and hump her good. she would sit there naked on her bed, and dog would come bounding up to her, and the romping would commence.
what i don't get is... how do you a train a dog to recognize a woman as a viable sexual target, in terms of inter-species sex? and how does the dog know where the woman's vagina is? is the recognition of a "fuckable hole" a universally imprinted instinct? *ponder*
anyways... i'm all for loving your pets, but this... hm.
i like the sound of human voices. forget about being touch-starved, at the very least, we shouldn't be *conversation-starved*. maybe that's why i read so many blogs and maintain an online journal and love IM'ing and write e-mails to people... i have a deep-felt NEED to communicate to people. otherwise, life just becomes bleak.
i have always thought that life is a battle against loneliness and boredom. i haven't really felt lonely in a long time (although today, i might concede a *tinge* of that emotion), but boredom is something that plagues me daily.
and when i realize that when i get home, my only social outlet is television and an occasional mundane conversation with my roommates, i get a bit sad. this is no way to live. where is the intellectual, emotional, physical stimulation? damnit, i need some of that shit!
and, maybe this is why people shack up. so they at least have one other person to talk to, to have sex with, to have a meal with. to quote woody allen (for like the third time), "relationships are a buffer against loneliness."
and what about love? love is a luxury.
so according to monica, there are SEVEN erogenous zones on a woman's body. what *are* they?
man, i need an infusion. an IV of life, if you will. i have been so lethargic lately that life is become this huge bore. work, tv, sleep. and a little bit of food thrown in. man! I NEED THE JUICE! GIVE ME THE JUICE!
*snores*
wow, it's not even 3 yet, and i'm already clockwatching. that means bad news for the rest of my day.
some dude brought in white rabbit candies into the office. i love that stuff! it reminds me of my childhood. and the coolest thing is that if you hock a loogie after eating one of these candies, it's all milky white. sort of like spooge. ha!
not much to say today. although i'm really glad _american idol_ is almost at its end. (the finale is next week.) i don't really like any of the final three, so i'm sort of getting more and more indifferent to the outcome. all i can say is, though, jasmine better go tonight. she is out of her league in terms of singing talent.
and i had no idea john stevens got death threats. he was cool!
so it's hump day, and tomorrow is sort of a non-work day because we're having an all hands meeting at 3 and then going to play laser tag together. i really want to bail... the thought of a bunch of grown adults playing laser tag seems really lame, imho. paintball would be more fun, although my tics would make me virtually unstealthy.
but these days, i just want to sleep. i think very few people out there understand why sleep is so important (and desirable) to me. the reason is: i don't tic when i'm lying down, so sleep is the main escape i have from my TS. and that's why you find me taking naps all over the place and sleeping until the afternoon on weekends. capiche?