ok, i'm out of here within an hour. alan has persuaded me to take a shower before going speed dating. which i think is a good idea, but it just never occurred to me because i always take my main shower right before going to bed. but yes, i do agree that smelling nice and clean might be a good selling point.
so i think i'll be going with a pair of banana republic chinos, my black striped (subtle stripes) club monaco buttondown, my black kenneth cole shoes, and my martini boxers. hey, underwear is important!
it's be awesome if i ask the girl about her, and she replies, "i'm not wearing any underwear right now." i think i'd bust a chub right there on the spot.
i've had daring ex's before, with regards to going commando. one of the early ones had this long black skirt that if you stretched out, you could see through. and she went without undies in that! i guess that from afar, you might be able to make out her mound of pubic thatch, so yeah, that turned me on.
and another girl met my parents while not wearing any underwear. (she was wearing a thin white dress that would show pantylines, so she opted to not wear any panties at all.) pretty scandalous, i might say. but it pleased me to no end.
i have never gone without boxers, though. my big fear is that my penishead (or pubes) would get totally ripped up on my pants' zipper, a la ben stiller in _there's something about mary_. but i did once wear my girlfriend's skirt with no underwear. why? no zipper to threaten me! i even did a somersault in front of her. :)
so apparently, i have a strong (which is an understatement) liking for a certain sexual position: "girl sitting on a chair." yep. a few days ago, i saw a classic scene featuring said position, and man, it was just so fucking titillating! i think i went from flaccid to major wood within seconds.
so, i think corollaries of this position (like "girl on a countertop" or "girl on a washing machine") can be just as good, but dude, "girl on a chair" is just amazing to behold. if there were a dvd with just this one position, i'd snap it up in a heartbeat.
going back to the countertop (like the bathroom sink platform) position, though, i've noticed something about how it feels to the guy. there's a certain "snap" to it, like when you're going in, there's an inexplicable thing that feels sort of like a, um, "snap." shit, i can't explain it, but i wonder if anyone out there knows that i'm talking about.
and one of the best things about these positions is that it is quite easy to go from the intercourse to the girl blowing you, i.e. there is no getting off and switching places; you just withdraw and stand straight, and the girl can hop off the countertop and inhale you. such efficacy!
ah, the wonderful dearth of blogging!
as you might have noticed, there just isn't anything new to write about. new, aside from the continuous stress and tics and worriment and all that shit that's been plaguing my life.
lke today, i was all set to start debugging my last block, but i got hit with a bunch of chip-level tests to debug. *RAAR* i mean, i *like* procrastinating, but this is too much!
so today's the big day! *sigh* i'm debating which club monaco shirt to wear, and i'm glad that i don't weight 200+ and won't have to show off my impressive paunch. i mean, i've still got a paunch, but it's respectable now, i think. especially when i stand up straight.
i did eat a whole red baron four-cheese pizza last night. but i didn't have much for lunch (just a cup o'noodles), so i'm still at 182 pounds. which is pretty good! that's 20 pounds under my max! *huzzah*
my goal is 180, but i can see myself going even lower, maybe 175? i'm sort of becoming anorexic (not really, but i do skip meals and enjoy the feeling of hunger), which worries me, but i do love food too much to become a true hard-core hunger fiend.
i just want to fit into my tight shirts and taupe pants again.
aside from ticcing and looking like a freak at speed dating, i'm sort of worried about something else: running into someone i negged before at the other round i went to last year. i mean, if that happens, what do you say? "hey, sorry i denied you last time, so how are you doing?" ha!
but yeah, i just want tonight over with. i'm already upset that i have to miss _ai_ and _the oc_. i hope i programmed my VCR right.