so i just told cindy that my life is both stressful and boring. quite a strange combination, isn't it? but i think it makes sense to me.
so i've dated a model, and i've dated a cheerleader, among other things. what else is there? a nurse? a french maid? a gymnast? hehe.
i wonder when barry bonds hits 5 more homers, whether people will announce loudly, "AND HE HITS NUMBER 666!" ha!
clockwatching is an excruciating thing. which is why i hate to fly. i can't sleep on planes, so the entire trip (especially a trans-ocean one) is just one big clockwatching period of hell. ick. i mean, a few hours is tolerable, but 10+ hours? that's some painful shit!
wow, i really don't have anything to say today. it's sort of amazing how i used to be able to pump out 7000+ characters a day on the old journal. and then, once i started blogging, my thoughts became shorter and more concise. and now, in this small epoch of stressfulness, i can't come up with shit! interesting how my brain seems to be slowly changing.
have you guys had pita chips? they're really good! we got a bag in on monday, and now it's completely empty. and what's really neat is that you can spit on the concrete outside after eating the chips, and the pita chip-filled loogie will dry up and look like puke. nice!
we had lunch at chili's today. i was SO craving beef, either a burger or a country fried steak. but instead, i got shrimp alfredo pasta. and THAT's what you call "settling." (the waitress had cool glasses.)
and you know what's annoying? people who clap their hands when they laugh. i mean, is it THAT funny? ok, maybe i'm being harsh here, and maybe it's because i hang out with engineers (who do the clapping thing) with the worst sense of humor. i mean, one guy busted out with a PUN today and start laughing! eh? puns are the LOWEST form of humor!
i wonder if i would be protective if i had a little sister. like, especially a HOT little sister. guys would lust after her. hell, being the closet (same-generational) incest fiend that i am, *i* might lust after her.
*ahem*
but i digress. anyways, i get protective of my own friends, and i wonder how much of that be amplified if the friend were of my own blood. maybe my imaginary sister would be relegated to a life of celibacy (or secret affairs) because of me. ha!
but i think it would be so weird to meet the guy who's poking my sister. especially if he smirks when he tells me, "dude, your sis can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" eek!
i'm a tired puppy these days.
or rather, i should be reincarnated as a cat. a sleepy, narcoleptic cat.
ok, debugging is going ok. after i finish up with this one (egressRx), in only have egressTx to do! well, that's not such *great* news, because that's the hardest of the four blocks i had to code... it does two-channel cellification! *pukes*
i am hard up for some caffeine right now. the company is out of coke, and the new cokes that the hr girl put in there aren't cold enough to consume. who wants lukewarm soda? bleck. so i'm drinking iced tea right now.
so i'm glad there's some tv to watch tonight. last night was a bust, where they had a _that 70's show_ marathon on fox instead of AI/24. so i tried to watch _enemy of the state_ but soon got bored. i went up to my room at around 9pm, which must have been a record of earliness for me.
life is really boring right now. i get in phases where i wonder to myself, "what am i doing? what the FUCK am i doing???" alan occasionally asks me what my next big thing is, and i just have no clue. meanwhile, the man himself is planning THREE (count'em!) vacations in the next three months. lucky son of a bitch. *grumbles*
the way i see it, i have to take TWO vacations back to back to really do something fun. the first vacation would be de-stress and get back to normal (i.e. non-ticcy) state, and the second would be the real one. man. i don't have the PTO hours to do that kind of stuff.
so far, the bed bugs have disappeared. *knocks on wood* so i'm just waiting for my multiple bites to heal. what petrifies me, though, is them biting my penis or something. wouldn't that be a painful thing. i shiver just thinking about it. *shudders*