so ting tells me that bush is announcing a press conference, and therefore _american idol_ and _24_ (which i don't watch, but my roommates watch) are getting bumped to later broadcast dates.
WHAT THE FUCK!
WHO IS THIS MAN THAT INTERFERES WITH MY ENTERTAINMENT?!!
*RAAR*
oh well, i guess it worked out then. i'll have time to do the reading that i missed last night. but man, that sure is a fucking bummer.
i'm clockwatching right now. my head hurts, and i just want to go home.
wow. i have a RAGING mofo of a headache right now.. waiting for the advil to kick in.
i wonder if it's not a coincidence that my tics got bad soon after i started my diet. hm.
so the good news is that one of my credit cards had only two charges in the past month. the bad news is that one of the purchases was four tires for my car. *RAAR*
*thirty minutes later*
ok, i feel better now. still a little dizzy, and my eye sockets feel like they're being stretched from the inside. hm.
i got a spam e-mail yesterday with a picture of a dog having sex with a woman. interesting. the only worry i have is that kids are most likely getting the same stuff, and i think it would cause quite a bit of shock on their part. bestiality ain't for kids!
a while back, i caught a video of a horse humping a woman from behind. holy shit, that was quite a sight! ever heard of the term "hung like a horse?" no shit, man; the equine penis was several FEET long! i had no idea.
the horse didn't last very long, though. i wonder if animals actually enjoy sex if it only lasts a few seconds. thank goodness humans aren't the type to go for only half a minute (that is, if you don't have premature ejaculation problems); we actually get to have fun while doing it.
i remember times when i was romping, and i could feel myself about to blow my wad (it's an unmistakable feeling), so i'd start trying to multiplying large numbers in my head. or count backwards by 7 or something. ha! it sort of worked, but in the end, sometimes i had no choice but to do the start/stop thing. or stop, give head for a little bit, and hop back in.
ah, the things we do in bed!
so one of my friend has a sister, and her dad told her (the sister) that maybe she should just quit her job, find a man, and in not so many words, become a housewife.
not that i advocate doing so, but i think that it's sort of unfair that women can do that if they want. i mean, what if *I* want to quit my job and find a sugar momma? that just ain't gonna happen.
hrmph.
so last night, i ran into a girl who i had a small thing with. (not a relationship thing, but it was evident that we both liked each other, and we spent a lot of time together.) and this "thing" happened ten years ago.
it was a bit surreal.
aside from that, i went to a taiko alum dinner at gombei, and stopped by practice for a while. honestly, it wasn't very interesting. those of you who read my old geocities journal will know that there was a time when i missed taiko tremendously. but the old flame just isn't there anymore. *shrug*
let's see... not much to report over here. except that i got some google search phrase last night (i don't remember it exactly) concerning jamming pizza sticks up a girl's vagina. sort of violent, if you ask me, although i think it's neat that you can eat the object out. bon appetit!
so yes! ben and i both signed up for the speed dating round next wednesday in downtown palo alto. should be a nice break from not meeting anyone, although like i said, i'm not holding any high expectations for who i'll meet.
also, the age range for this event is 25-35. i like 25, but 30-35 falls a little out of my range for who i'd like to meet. let's hope that they split the age groups down the middle (at 30) and put me in the younger one. heh.
i HATE getting out of bed these days. because the moment i get up, i start ticcing. *RAAR* motherfucker! but while i'm in bed, all is just peaceful and right with the world. no wonder i love sleep so much, huh?
ok, more later.