April 06, 2004
sebaceous glands!
too bad (or good, depending on how you see it) they never made generra hypercolor underwear. can you imagine that? you'd get to see nipple and labia and schlong imprints everywhere! hehe. hot pink cameltoe shadow, anyone? :)
yes, i'm still imagining the gellar nipple in my head. and i still can't wrap my head fully around why it's so exciting. i think the taboo factor has a big reason to do with it, i.e. i'm thinking about why real-life stripper boobs don't excite me much.
i wonder what the _american idol_ theme is for tonight. they've already done soul, country and motown. what else is there? industrial? hehe.
woah. i just picked out a HUGE piece of wax from my right earhole. last night, that particular hole was bothering me; it felt like i was underwater and stuff, and when i shook my head, i could feel something moving around in there. so i banged my head on my pillow half a dozen times, and it must have loosened up.
have you smelled earwax? it's sort of neat. kind of dusty, kind of familiar, but i can't put my finger on it. still, i like it. however, i do draw the line somewhere; i have never eaten my earwax. don't tempt me!
hold on. let me take a picture of it. there you go. looks like a turd, huh?
man. all those years of buildup, and this is the payoff. i'm sort of sad, although i think my hearing is better now. can you imagine that chunk of stuff blocking my eardrum? woo-hoo!
nipplage!
so i was surfing my friend paul's livejournal site, and there was a link to a sarah michelle gellar nipple shot. (NOT safe for work)
i don't know why that excites me so.
i mean, it's just a boob and a nipple, right? i see plenty of these in porn videos! so what's the big deal here?
i think it's because 1) she's famous and 2) it wasn't supposed to happen. and i'll even throw in 3) she's got a nice breasts (i.e. i'd love to chew on those for a while). which don't seem like truly remarkable reasons why i'm titillated (hee!) by the picture, but hey...
god, i love boobs. i mean, if they had showed her exposed vagina lips, i wouldn't have been all that enthused. but boobs? holy shit! *slurp*
tuesday randoms
so sigh. march madness is over. it's one of my favorite sports events, aside from the entire football season. congrats to uconn for pulling it out, just like they were predicted to do when they opened the year ranked #1 in the pre-season polls. the women play in about half an hour, and it'll be amazing if one school gets both the men's and women's titles.
i got a comment today from a coworker that i've lost a lot of weight. i think that's a good thing, right? i'm still amazed that i shot from 140 to 170 in a few months back in 2000, and then went from 170 to 200+ later on. and now i've dropped almost 20 pounds! *huzzah* i hope i can wear my taupe dkny pants soon, although it'll still be awhile before i can fit into my tight gay t-shirts.
alan wants to have another party. i am willing as well, although i have a problem that i cannot produce a single single girl. yet, i can name a large handful of single guys. and what fun is a party without a potential hookup?
yep. i just don't have the connections. sigh.
i've always known that the best for me (socially) to do is to move to the city. but man, every time i go there, i wind up hating the place. sure, it's an interesting venue, but it's ugly, parking sucks, etc. but man, there are definitely lots more interesting people there than here in the peninsula/south bay.
yeah, i should have gone to that sf speed dating round.
i'm so looking forward to my massage. two more hours!
en fuego!
wow. basketball was unreal today. in the second game, i started to get open, and i kept knocking down shots, like 17-footers from way behind the elbow and shit. it felt really good.
my hair is a fro. it looks horrible! i washed my hair and went straight to bed last night, and when i woke up, i had to deal with the consequences. yep. super-afro!
AND. i scheduled a massage today at the acupuncture place. i'm due for one. and hopefully i'll feel better afterwards. they're gonna need to KNEAD me hard!
not much going on today. my roommates are staying over at the other place tonight, so i'll have the place to myself. maybe then, i can get a good naked weighing and see how much poundage i've got (although i generally weigh myself in the mornings).
my tic medicine isn't working, which is a bummer. maybe i've been so long on abilify that it's no longer effective. maybe it's time to switch meds? *shrug*
anyways...