here's something i don't get. so during "amorous activities," people tend to shed their clothes, right? so what's with people who put their clothes back on immediately after said "amorous activities" are over?
PHOOEY ON THAT!
i mean, the other person has probably licked you all over your body, tenderly stroked your privates, and done all sorts of other goodness to you. so why not stay naked? what's the purpose of going out, retrieving your clothes off the ground, and putting them back on?
i was mystified myself when this happened to me before. was the girl bashful? was she cold? and if she was cold, why not cuddle naked under the covers instead of putting on a measly t-shirt?
*RAAR*
so i'm currently at 33 posts and 29 comments. i'd like to at least have equal numbers of posts and comments, and if i have more posts than comments, then that's sort of a sad thing for me, because it means i'm not eliciting enough response from you readers!
i'm trying to get used to my new hit pattern. on the best days (back when i had my archives), i would hit 200 at 1pm, 300 at 3:30pm, and 400 at 6pm. but now, without my 200-some-odd daily google hits, i've lost a grasp of how fast (now slow) my hits come in.
ugh. i wish i hadn't done that stupid thing of deleting all my archives. basically, what happened was that i had a typo in my movabletype archive file format, so it wouldn't update the archives correctly. i thought it was because the old files were in the way, so i just did a "rm -rf *" on the directory.
BLASTED SHIT!
if i hadn't done that, then i'd still be getting all the google hits, and i'd have some cool search phrases to share with you guys. stupid stupid STOOPID me!
ah. what to blog about.
ok. for your esteemed edification, i don't talk about the past because i am harking back for long lost days of joy. (well, except for maybe an occasional twinge of nostalgia for my college days) but anyways, when i talk about my ex's, it's usually because there's a story that i want to convey, or an aspect of my relationship that i wanted to share.
but it's not because i want to go back to the girl.
to tell you the truth, i bring up past relationships mainly because they're interesting blog fodder. i swear, sitting in this cube during 99% of my blogging time (and being on brain-dulling medication), it's REALLY HARD to come up with anything interesting to say. sometimes i just sit at my desk, emotionless, and my brain is devoid of a single neat thought. so what do i do? i bring up my past, because that's easier than coming up with something new.
so there.
sigh. remember those cool brainfartish posts i used to do? i haven't had one in a long long time. i miss my old head. :/
woot! woot! i coded up a random packet generator, and tested random size packets, with random intra- and inter-packet gaps, random errors, etc. IT FUCKING WORKS!
that's a load off my shoulders. man!
i think i'm going to get a haircut today (it's been over a month, and those of you who've seen me know how shaggy i am), grab some dinner, pick up my medication, and watch my tape of the shows i've recorded. then, it's time for _american idol_ at 8, and then reading my final cover story in _time_.
life is looking good. now if only my tics would disappear. i'm seeing my psych on thursday; maybe it's time to up the dosage of abilify?
sometimes a fart is just enough. no dump needed, just letting out some gas.
but then, if a fart is a precursor to taking a dump (as _maxim_ says), then that whole theory is kaput. and some gassy people i know would be in PERPETUAL need of expunging fecal matter.
ok, i don't know what i'm talking about. must go do some coding.
anyways, to answer eric's comment, i *am* looking "forward." except that i am hesitant to talk about it in the blog just now. and aside from that, nothing has really "happened," except to say... i'm sort of interested. :)
um, yeah.
my dad once told me that it's better to go out with someone 3 years older or 3 years younger, just not the same age. according to his theory, "age-equals" try to be "true equals," (like him and my mom, who are separated by four months) and hence fight a lot more. better, according to him, to be separated by more age, making one person more "dominant" than the other.
i find that to be a bit against my thinking. i *like* the idea of two "equals" but i do get his viewpoint that it would cause more tension, especially if the two individuals disagreed a lot without having one person "overrule" the other. but i think the tension is worth it.
and while i'm on that subject, one of my friends suggested (i have no idea how serious he was) that i go out with a particular girl who must be somewhere in the 21-year-old range. that's a 7-year difference. and as cute and cool as i think the girl is, i think that's just too much for me. but hey, i know couples who span a greater gap, so who am i to say? *shrug*
oh i could say i need you
but then you'd realize
that i want you
just like a thousand other guys
man, i love oldies.
reason #11 why i need a girlfriend: i have two or three stray hairs on my upper back that need to be plucked. i mean, i'd do it myself if i could, but i can't see where the tweezers are going!
and NO, i don't have a hairy back! like i said, i just have two or three "stiff" stubbly hairs that bug me. if i didn't tell you where they were, you'd probably never able to spot them. so THERE!
and yeah, i would ask my friends to pluck them for me, but somehow i think i'd be rejected. "intimate" hygiene problems are best left to significant others, so we'll see.
like me, one of my ex's was really into plucking and stuff like that. sometimes we'd spend like 20 minutes together in the bathroom, plucking here and there. once in a while, i'd find a nice cheek or nipple hair on my body for her to pull out, and she'd get all happy and stuff. her excited reaction was probably the cutest she's ever been that i've seen.
good times. (and i'm not even going to mention the activity that we used to call "back surgery" :)
*phew* basketball was good today. i promised myself that i needed to play hard to relieve some of my tourette's stress, and i did. i ran hard on fast breaks, made long jumpers, some runners, and some easy cherry-picking layups. it felt good.
to reiterate, my tics have been bad recently. i went to my chiropractor yesterday, and he had this soft tissue guy work on my right trapezius. it fucking hurt! he jammed his thumb down into my muscle, and made me move my neck; he allegedly "unwound" my muscle fibers, and for a while afterwards, it felt better. but not today.
if you don't know what i'm talking about, maybe you've experience a crick in your neck, like after you tweak it after sleeping in a funny position. well, i basically have that 24/7. it sucks.
i wonder what's stressing me out. work, yes. stanford basketball, yes. what else?
yep, definitely shouldn't get tivo.
why? because it will make me lazy about keeping up with tv shows, and i'll just get swamped with all this backlog.
like, i've been taping shows for the last few days (because i had dinner appointments with people like alan/peter last thursday and mike last night), and i just haven't been motivated to watch the tapes.
so now what? i've got last week's _friends_ (and the end to the _apprentice_), and last night's _american idol: uncut_ to watch some time this week. and i have to squeeze those shows with this week's _idol_, _the OC_, playing tennis with byron, getting a haircut, catching stanford games with the yujster, etc. lots of shit!
better to watch the shows as they air and get them over with, imho.