February 27, 2004

english, anal, pork

english is an odd language. here, we have strange words like "parenchyma." and only in english would you pronounce "clough" as either "clow" or "cluff."

hm. i think i watched too much of the spelling bee competition on espn. but still, do you think a spelling bee would require any skill if the language were spanish or japanese? hrmph!

but still, i like english. it's got more nuances. like, i can use silly words like "ensconced" or "copacetic" in place of their simpler equivalents. it's fun!

strange. my yahoo! messenger just crapped out, and all of a sudden, all but 5 people logged off of my AIM. what gives?

so does anal sex feel really good if the recipient clenches hard? i would imagine that the vise-like grip would make way for some really good friction.

sorry. random question.

um, yeah. i've decided that i don't like most sexual positions where the two people aren't facing each other. the only exception is doggy-style, but not where the guy is squatting over the orifice. but otherwise, i think there is a great amount of value added in being able to see the girl's face. and the spoon position really sucks, as does the reverse cowgirl.

speaking of porking, for lunch, we went to hardy's (german food), and i got this huge ham shank. my german coworker called it a "pig knuckle," and man, even though they de-fatted it, there was a ton of fat left! it was ok; i'm not a big fan of smoked meats (i.e. ham). i think next time, i'll get the sausage.

Posted by dardi! at 03:13 PM | Comments (19)

things that bug, one that doesn't

i have a bad habit when i develop cold sores, which i have because of the recent blog crash stress. basically, i keep on aggravating the wound by opening my mouth wide and licking the spot. i've always had this problem, i.e. picking at my scabs prematurely, etc. *shrug*

last night, i had dinner at cpk with alan and peter. i just wasn't very social. why? because my tourette's is getting the better of me these days. i'm ticcing a lot more, and worst all, it hurts, so i get a lot of built-up anxiety over my next tic. and that makes me sort of shut down; i don't talk, i don't move, i don't do anything that might make me want to tic more. it sucks.

sigh. this fucking blasted disorder! *RAAR*

on the good news side, it seems like my arbiter is passing my basic test(s). with no code change necessary! the next step is to make the testbench self-checking, and then, randomizing the testbench. it'll be a lot of work, but at least i know i'm off to an auspiciuos start.

woo-hoo!

ok. two more hours, and i get out of here. more later.

Posted by dardi! at 02:57 PM | Comments (40)

blonde goodness

elisha cuthbert!so general preference has me not liking blondes very often. but i find elisha cuthbert to be pretty attractive. i think it's her eyebrow arch, for one. and second, i really like her lips (although it looks like she has a cold sore in this picture). i think she could be a mean, top-grade fellating BEAST.

and to top it all off... i dig her short hair! (but not the bangs in the current season of _24_. yes, i must sound like a broken record, but i hate bangs!)

is she a fake blonde? if you look at her eyebrows, you'll notice that they're not as light as her hair. so i'm guessing... her hair isn't natural? hmmm. hey, at least we know what her pubic thatch looks like, right?

Posted by dardi! at 11:53 AM | Comments (40)